Late-night hosts examined the Trump administrations stonewalling and Turkeys invasion of northern Syria
Wednesday was another action-packed day, said Jimmy Kimmel. The whistles are blowing, the witches are hunting, but the president keeps on going, with just two official plans for his Wednesday: a 9am in-house pool call, and a 3.15pm signing of an executive order on transparency in federal guidance and enforcement.
That was all he had, Kimmel chuckled. Otherwise it was just yelling and tweeting and touching himself to Sean Hannity, I guess.
Overall, Trump is handling this impeachment crisis about as well as you expect, which is badly, said Kimmel. Very, very badly.
The president continued to rave frequently on Twitter, including a tweet in which he urged his followers to read the transcript! released by the White House of his 25 July phone call with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskiy. We did read the transcript, and thats why youre in this mess in the first place, Kimmel responded.
Trump also responded to Turkeys invasion of northern Syria the predictable outcome of Trumps surprise removal of US troops over the weekend, abandoning Kurdish allies by calling the military advance a bad idea.
Kimmel took issue with the description. The emoji movie was a bad idea, he said. This is the beginning of a massacre that he caused. Even his Republican sycophants are furious that he would do this to our allies.
In other news Wednesday, former vice-president and Democratic candidate Joe Biden explicitly called for Trumps impeachment. Joe Biden let the world know that if you come after his family, he will wait three weeks, formulate a response, and then he will come after you with guns a-blazin, said Kimmel.
Still, its a weird place for the country to be, where politicians have to call for Trumps impeachment, Kimmel continued. Hes drawing in Sharpie on weather maps, hes extorting our allies, hes in bed with Putin, hes obstructing Congress calling for him to be impeached, its like if there was a rat sitting in the middle of your pizza and you call for it to be removed.
On the Late Show, Stephen Colbert discussed Trumps penchant for damaging phone calls, from the one with Zelenskiy to his call with Turkish strongman Recep Tayyip Erdoan that preceded US withdrawal from northern Syria. In the end, Trump may be defeated by his greatest weakness: his Achilles mouth, said Colbert. The spiral is all detailed in the epic poem: the Idiod.
But thats just the tip of the dumb-berg, Colbert continued. Trumps phone calls with foreign aides have long worried aides, leaving them genuinely horrified, according to the Washington Post.
So, these aides were horrified, but theyre just telling us now? Colbert marveled. Well its like the signs say, if you see something, say something two years after we could do anything about it. The report characterized one call with Vladimir Putin as obsequious and fawning, and revealed another with Chinese President Xi Jinping in which he incessantly discussed chocolate cake.
One former aide said that during the Obama years, preparation for the calls was taken seriously; under Trump, it appears to be freestyle and ad-libbed. Trump is making it up as he goes basically doing diplomacy like an improv team, said Colbert, imitating the process: Im about to call a foreign leader I need a suggestion of a country and something to tariff. Anybody? I heard Switzerland and cuckoo clocks.
On Late Night, Seth Meyers took a closer look at the Trump administrations continued stonewalling of the House impeachment inquiry. The inquiry isnt just an investigation into President Trump, Meyers said. Its also a test of our system in which Congress is supposed to be a co-equal branch of the government. And yesterday, the Trump administration did its best to undermine that system by declaring itself above the law.
Trump submitted a scathing letter to Congress in which he questioned the constitutionality of impeachment and refused to comply with the investigation. Thats right, President Trump is calling impeachment a process which is laid out in the constitution unconstitutional, said Meyers. Hes going to be so shocked if he ever reads the constitution one day.
Meanwhile, on Fox News, a Trump ally told host Jeanine Pirro that in order to stall impeachment, Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell should just change the Senate rules so theyre not required to hold an impeachment trial, regardless of the House investigations outcome.
They literally want to change the rules because theyre losing, Meyers said. Its like if the Jets were down 45-0 at halftime and said: we want to change the rules to let running backs have SUVs.